According to high level US government witness at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, Space Launch Complex 40, a satellite was launched early morning today. The whole mission of the satellite is clouded in mystery. The NASA spokesperson told that the high level secret mission of the satellite is to investigate the people of Noakhali. The Noakhailas are a strange yet growing population of inhabitants that have struck the NASA scientists curiosity. NASA scientists like most people on earth cannot clearly determine the people of Noakhali’s unique and often unpredictable behaviour.
The problem is further exacerbated when early sampling of data from past observation of people from Noakhali made the NASA scientists baffled with terror. Their strange language and habits made the scientists curious enough to launch a satellite to understand the behaviour of Noakhalias.
There were also some rumours within NASA if it was possible to put Noakhalias in Mars, but they are still uncertain about it because it might cause permanent damage to the planet.