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Mother Wants To Give Family ‘Toilet Tickets’ To Stop Them Spending Too Much Time Inside The Toilet

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She’s fed up of having to wait for her partner or kids to finish every time she wants to use the loo in their family home.

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of their kids are already in there.She says she’s much “quicker at using the loo than the rest of the family” and says she is sick of having to wait.

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So she’s debating taking serious action, and said she might start issuing time slots and punch cards to make them speedier.

 

The other option was to have the toilet electrified and anyone who is sitting on it for more than five minutes gets a “nasty shock”.

Writing on the parenting website Mumsnet she said: “We have one toilet, which is inside the bathroom.

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Every time I walk upstairs to use the loo some f***** is in the toilet. I am much quicker at using the loo than the rest of the family.

“I’m sick of it and I’m going to start issuing time slots and punch cards.”

“Or have the toilet electrified and anyone who goes over their 5 minutes gets a nasty shock.”

Other parents found her ideas very funny and were quick to offer up alternative suggestions.

One wrote: “We’ve just moved and there’s an en suite now. There’s four of us. I can really recommend a second loo! Or maybe a bucket.”

Another commented: “Doorman/cloakroom attendant. The only solution. Or possibly a clock card. Electrocution is a bit severe for 5 minutes. Wait till 10 at least.”

One woman understood her pain, writing: “Oh, I so need this. DH and both DSs apparently need an hour of toilet time each day as a minimum. I wish we could find space for a downstairs loo.”

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