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How To Deal With The Fact That Your Friends Have Forgotten You?

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It’s just a normal day in your useless life contributing nothing to both mankind and your family when you get a snapchat notification. Instead of the usual streak snap, you got a video which last about a min or two showing how your friends have forgotten you and are partying with booze on one hand and an easy white girl who just wants to check off brown guy on her to do list on the other hand. Moments like these are hard some might even argue harder than the boner that friend is trying to hide in the snap. But in times like these you must remain calm and go through this checklist to have a chance of living a semi decent life ya cunt.

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1) Acceptance :

It’s time to face it. you were never the alpha of the group always riding the high of your friends. While they party in places like The USA, Canada, Australia wait scratch Australia no one fucking parties at Australia. While they try their best to get lucky, you here will be here slowly decaying your precious time by either watching FRIENDS or by writing facebook status on why netflix should bring back FRIENDS. While doing any of theses will never help you in the long run it still feels good to get a lil attention. Keep doing this until you start seeing them post pictures of their new squad.

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2) Meh Phase :

you start leaving weakly messages at your previous group chats telling them how dead the group chat while an idiot shares 14 again articles thinking its legitimate news. With time you will be numb to the fact that they are having a better time than you but its okay, it’ll be okay  you’ll find a new set of host to leach off if you going to a private uni u fuked if u going to a public uni mate.

3) You Have A Life : 

after countless months doing projects and never submitting them on time you will see that friends never really mattered and with time you learnt to be self dependent and….. HAHAHAHAHA! I could never finish that sentence with a straight face u gonna die alone nigga.

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