Abul Kalam had a panic attack after he met his new girlfriend for the first time in Jamuna Future Park here in Dhaka, Bangladesh last Sunday. Only 45 years old, Kalam broke down in tears after running away from the well-known shopping mall with his remaining life.
Kalam’s lawyers have sued Adobe Photoshop for making his new girlfriend look just like the famous American supermodel Gigi Hadid on her personal Facebook profile.
“The man Abul Kalam is inconsolable and is going through a personal traumatized tragedy” his lawyers told us. Abul Kalam, although a man of peace and complete integrity cannot still understand the powers of Adobe Photoshop.
His doctors are still uncertain about his health condition and there is a partial chance that he might never fully recover at all. “The shock he received and the damage it has done to his mental and physical health is irreparable” according to the doctors in Square hospital in Dhaka.
It is very much possible that Abul Kalam may never recover, so we ask every internet user to not take the power of Adobe Photoshop lightly.